Ineradicable Stain objects to rules, unless they are completely absurd. Then we obey them slavishly. Therefore, we adhere strictly to our plan, viz, to use only words that can be found on the front page of a given edition of a given paper (both sides). We ignore hyphens when it suits us and we freely alter capitals. Because we can.

• Weather Foul
  Boston Globe Weds February 25 1998
• One-Of-A-Kind In Two
  Seattle Times Sat April 29 2000
• The Moth Duchess
  Seattle Times Thurs May 11 2000
• The Pollen Letters
  The Observer Sun May 28 2000